Kerää tyhmyyden lisäksi kitupiikin mainetta

LainaaHouse and Senate Republicans are divided over the measure. Polls show the public favors expanding the program to help kids from low-income families who are not poor enough to qualify for government health care, but still lack health insurance. The legislation is backed by 43 governors - including California Republican Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger - who say the program isn't keeping pace with the swelling ranks of uninsured children.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/10/03/MN39SJAUJ.DTL

Jos on julkkiksesta kysymys, on ihan se sama onko hupilehti vai Globe. Mutta yks sadasta Globen juorusta on ihan oikee.

Siis tuossa on totuuden jyvä? Kesällä Wal Martin kassalla selailin vähän tuota, oli aikamoinen yllätys (eihän kristityt saa ottaa eroa ).. taisi olla juuri tuo sama lehti Globe.

LainaaSimultaneously, Bush announced that he has become engaged to columnist Ann Coulter, the shrill neconservative female voice of right-wing psychosis and paranoia.

"Ann and me, we see eye to eye." commented Bush. "If I didn't know better, I'd say she is more like me than I am myself. "She's outspoken, she's exciting, she's brash, she makes crazy claims, and she has way more hair on her chest than I could ever hope to have."

"And, I've checked. She's got way more balls than I have too."

Bush says he will be happy to delegate wearing the pants in the family to Coulter and take a back seat to her preferences. "If I didn't, she'd probably kick the holy living sh*t out of me - just like my Momma used to do. Maybe that's why I love Ann so much - she reminds me so much of my Momma."

Ms. Coulter was unavailable for comment and was said to out running a military obstacle course and practicing with her machine guns.

Tämä on tietenkin vedättämistä?
.. kuka Yrjön enää  huolisi, ei ainakaan Ann Coulter

Onionin jutuissa kerrotaan mistä pastori saa viihdettä

LainaaAccording to O'Shea, his "priestly duties" include "reading the liturgy, lighting ceremonial candles, and ministering to parishioners." Whoa, slow down there, pal! You're out of control!

Perhaps the oddest behavior of this kooky cleric is something he calls the "confessional," during which he sits in a darkened booth and listens to others talk about their sex lives. Weird-o-rama!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38958

Ja hajooko Bushinkin avioliitto tässä vuoden sisällä?
http://phillybits.blogspot.com/2006/10/laura-and-george-bush-to-divorce.html

Ann Coulter, paha oikeistomimmi, tarttee pahasti miestä
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i24709

LainaaMs. Coulter was unavailable for comment and was said to out running a military obstacle course and practicing with her machine guns.

The president's current wife, Laura Bush, says she can't wait to get out of any relationship with, in her words, 'that limp-dicked, Texas cowboy wannabe'.

tää "sipuli" on sellanen ahmeriikan Pahkasika...

Hyviä tuotteita tyrkyllä niitten storessa...

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